Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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