i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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