maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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