I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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