I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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