Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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