Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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