We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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