I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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