I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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