I have demons in me.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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