I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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