Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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