Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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