You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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