Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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