I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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