i would punch a child for taco bell
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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