You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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