White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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