I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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