is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
where does the pee come out of this thing
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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