all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
