I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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