he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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