I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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