I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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