i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
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