The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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