Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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