No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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