I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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