what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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