I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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