That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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