In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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