I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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