normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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