erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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