Just mADE A PArabola og urine
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
you had me at cake vodka
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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