went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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