his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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