how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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