I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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