she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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