RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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