they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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