i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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