I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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