i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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