I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Randomize
