ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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