the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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