This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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