You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i want to swaddle you in tequila
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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