just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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